How can we pack so much Soup-soaked action into one tiny blog post? We just make the clips really short.
Why not? It works for Inside Edition, where Ann Curry in an elevator and a family happily on fire are just the tip of the breaking-news highlights. And then on Kitchen Nightmares, chef Gordon Ramsay's generously obnoxious ways are upstaged by—wait for it—an old lady. And she's not even British!
And when it comes to upstaging (or at least confusing), you can always rely on the foreign charms of Namaste America, here offering a scene so strange we shan't even begin to describe it.
Leave that to the upstager of them all, your very own Joel McHale, who will serve a full-sized helping of scorching Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
Get him while he's hot!