We'd love to Dish all about the high levels of class, the profound insights into the human experience and the enlightening brand of entertainment Tyra brought to this new episode of her final season.

But we can't.

Because instead of all that, she opted to reveal what a fat man's naval smells like.

On the other hand, there are worse orifices she could have stuck her finger into. But maybe she's saving that for future epsidoes. Here's hoping!

Catch even more wretched thrills on The Dish with your host Danielle Fishel Saturday nights at 10 p.m. ET/PT.