As those of us who are astonishingly attractive inside and out know, a major part of being truly beautiful involves pouring oil all over your naked body and posing for what appears to be a photo shoot for a Mandate layout.
At least that's the rule of thumb on Tyra's True Beauty, where contestant Joel arrives blissfully "on cloud nine" after being snapped with what looks like an alien money shot dripping off his face. Join Joel "The Other Joel" McHale tonight at 10 p.m. to enjoy some real truth and beauty on the latest edition of The Soup.