Once again, we dip the hilarity ladle into the fetid, steaming kettle of Soup for a quick taste of the good stuff. Meaning a visit to the curious world of women who are desperate for the love of Ray J, where Caviar (yes, she named herself after fish eggs) gets some coaching from a man who sounds like a pimp, or an incredibly creepy guy. Or both.

And if you've ever wanted to find out which Jonas Brother thinks which Jonas Brother has the demeanor of a president, Barbara Walters uses her cutting-edge reporting skills to coax the goods from the J.Bros. All this and more on a new Soup this Friday night at 10 p.m. ET/PT.